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Dwarf with a lisp
by Lee Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:35 am
Dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse. "I want a female horth" he said to the dealer who shows him a mare. "Nithe horth, can I thee her eythe?". Dealer picks him up and shows him its eyes. "Nithe eyeth, can I thee her teeth?". He lifts dwarf and shows him her teeth. "Nithe teeth. Can I thee her twot?" He lifts him up, shoves his head up the mares fanny and pulls it out a few seconds later. "I'll reefaze that. Can I thee her wun awound?"
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