Joe ! Priceless

by **Remy** Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:47 am

>The doctor said, "Joe, the good
news is I can cure your headaches. The

>bad news is that it will require castration.

>You have a very rare condition, which causes
your testicles to press on

>your spine and the pressure creates one
hell of a headache. The only way

>to relieve the pressure is to remove the
testicles."

>

>Joe was shocked and depressed. He
wondered if he had anything to live for.

> He had no choice but to go under
the knife.

>When he left the hospital he was without
a headache for the first time in

>20 years, but he felt like he was
missing an important part of himself.

>As he walked down the street he realised
that he felt like a different

>person.

>

>He could make a new beginning and live a
new life.

>He saw a men's clothing store and thought,
"That's what I need .... a new

>suit. That'll make me feel a little
better.

>"He entered the shop and told the
salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The

>elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,
"Let's see .... size 44 long."

>Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you
know?"

>"Been in the business 60 years!" the
tailor said. Joe tried on the suit

>...it fitted perfectly.

>

>

>As Joe admired himself in the mirror,
the salesman asked, "How about a

>new

>shirt?" Joe thought for a moment
and then said, "Sure."

>The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's
see, 34 sleeves and 16 1/2 neck."

>Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did
you know?"

>"Been in the business 60 years." Joe
tried on the shirt and it fitted

>perfectly.

>

>Joe walked comfortably around the shop
and the salesman asked, "How about

>some new underwear?" Joe
thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

>The salesman said, "Let's see ... size
36."

>Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you,
I've worn a size 34 since before I was 18

>years old." The salesman shook his head.
"You can't wear a size 34. A size

>34 would press your testicles up against the
base of your spine and give

>you one hell of a headache."

>

>New suit - £400

>New shirt - £36

>New underwear - £10

>Second opinion - PRICELESS

>