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Post by bigjay Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:53 pm

I'm sick of double standards. My girlfriend buys a ''rampant rabbit with attachments'' and she's seen as a 'naughty fun girl with a special new toy'. But when i order a '240volt deluxe fistmaster 5000 latex revolving pussy with realistic elasticated anus, imitation shit dribble, semen collection tray, and built in sadistic rape sound system'', then that supposedly makes me some kind of pervert !!!
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Post by Fleetster Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:06 am

litrally Lol'd!
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Post by Red Leader Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:06 am

WWaaaaahahhhhhahha! Too funny.
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Post by jpick Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:37 am

ooh!!! where you buy that, sounds fun fun fun Very Happy
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